Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler

By Chelsea Handler

Whilst Chelsea Handler must get a number of issues off her chest, she appeals to a better strength -- vodka. you'll too for those who discovered that your boyfriend was once having an affair with a Peekapoo or for those who needed to faux to be honeymooning along with your father with a view to improve to top notch. Welcome to Chelsea's global -- a spot the place absurdity reigns ideal and a short wit is the easiest defensive position.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed assortment, Chelsea mines her previous for tales approximately her relations, relationships, and profession which are instantly singular and ridiculous. no matter if she's convincing her third-grade category that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter within the sequel to Private Benjamin, finding out to be extra egalitarian by way of relationship a redhead, or searching for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little one who seems similar to her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for buying herself into the main outrageous occasions. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and impossible to resist turns of word that experience made her one of many most up to date voices in comedy this present day.

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She would confirm all my lies, and then after Christmas break the following week, we would slowly plant seeds that I was leaving the business. ” was the phrase we agreed I would use. The teasing from the older girls had come to a screeching halt, and now when I walked down the halls, almost everyone said hello, and a couple of kids even curtsied. Surprisingly, Principal Hiller never called my house again. Jodi’s estimation was that he probably thought he had a psychopath on his hands and felt it was safer to take himself out of the equation.

He asked. “Nope, don’t like the taste,” I said matter-of-factly. “I had two drinks, that’s all…. ” “Tell him about your cold,” Lydia crowed once more from the car, which was now twenty feet away from where we were standing. “She has a cold,” I said, and then started again. “I mean, we both have colds. We’ve both taken a significant amount of Robitussin, so if there’s anything on my breath, that’s what you’re smelling. ” “Please stay in the car, ma’am,” I heard the other officer say to Lydia as she once again tried to get out.

I picked up the phone and Susan was on the other end. ” “Yes, everything is fine,” I told her, feeling like I had finally gotten the situation under control, and not wanting to miss any more of The Golden Girls than necessary. “That’s wonderful, Chelsea. ” “No problem, Suz,” I told her. ” The minute I hung up the phone James walked into the room with the entire bucket of frozen yogurt along with the entire bucket of vanilla-chocolate swirl ice cream in his hands. Both were empty. I hadn’t had any experience with sugar mania before, but was intuitive enough to know things were not going well.

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