Zombocalypse Now by Matt Youngmark

By Matt Youngmark

You are a filled bunny and it is the finish of the realm. among you and your goal are 40 or fifty ­zombies gorging ­themselves at the flesh of the dwelling. should you cover your self as certainly one of them and take a look at to sneak previous the feeding frenzy, flip to web page 183. in case you seize a tire iron, turn out and get medieval on their undead asses, flip to web page eleven. Zombocalypse now could be a comedy/horror ­reimagining of the choose-your-own-ending books you grew up with. you can be faced with undead hordes, ­internet ­dating, incorrect police technique, and the very genuine ­danger that you're going to lose your grip on truth and finish up stark raving mad. The zombie apocalypse hasn't ever been this a lot enjoyable.

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Go . ” Brains brains brains. “BRAAAAAAAIIIIINNS,” you finally moan as your thoughts fade away into blackness. By the time Ernie figures out what the hell you’re talking about, it’s too late for him, too. THE END Back 44 What’s the worst thing that could happen? To be honest, you’re proud of yourself. Instead of just fighting or fleeing various undead threats, you’re going to do some scientific research, hopefully saving the life of this poor animal, and maybe the rest of the world to boot. You make a comfy little bed for it, grab a few slices of cold pizza from the fridge (you never did eat anything at dinner) and set about learning all that you can from your new friend.

If you follow the woman with the gun on the off chance that those weren’t the only two zombies in this whole book, turn to page 102. Back 26 After fishing keys from the pulpy mess under the truck’s tires, you lead the group to the abandoned bus without incident. Despite Daryl’s pleadings, you can’t justify letting him pilot either vehicle—Isabelle’s calm demeanor seems more suited to the task, and when you find out she did a stint as a long-haul trucker in the early ’80s, it seals the deal. As you strap yourself into the ice cream truck, the zombie presence seems noticeably thicker, and the bulk of the crowd is between you and where you need to go.

They can’t get enough of this stuff! During the fracas, however, the undead crowd around you has grown. You can’t even see your friends anymore. Zombies rush the car, and you squirt toothpaste at them until you’re out, throwing the empty tube as a last resort. Still they come. You look down and see a big smear of paste on your arm. You frantically wipe it on your pants, but realize that you’re only making things worse. Clammy hands grab at you, and before you know it you feel teeth as well. Slowly, your consciousness drains away and is replaced by the hunger.

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